A RIA LOGIC "In Air" c100

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FEATURE TRANSMISSION: A RIA LOGIC - “In Air” (C100)
Now available in limited phononic ribbon format.
Recorded within an anti-gravity chamber using silver gauze microphones and emotionally reactive oscillators.
This one-hundred-minute cascade is the first fully airborne sound-text of its kind—a vibrational ladder of INNER IMPROVEMENT designed to be listened to while floating between post-thought and early mist.

Experience:

Abstract Anguish transmuted into velvet fog

Tangible Fluid Light rising in spirals around your medulla

Otorbus Behavior correction tones for wayward intentions

☁ REPORT FROM THE AERIAL BUREAU ☁
Our research dirigibles intercepted the following auric disturbances:

✦ SOUR STENCHES emerging from failed past-life recall groups in Topeka. Please apply lotus wax to the base of the spine before memory excavations.
✦ COQUETRY HYSTERIA spiking among water-signs. Bathe in mirror-light and speak only in indirect phrases until alignment resumes.
✦ MIRACLE OF SANITY witnessed in Sector V: one man stared directly into the Void and offered it a lemon. The Void blinked first.

⚡ TRANSMISSIONS OF CONCERN ⚡
→ Improper Placement of magnetic soul-beads causing RETURNED HOLLOW syndrome in rural telepaths. Re-thread your beads under direct star guidance.

→ THE THRALL OF HYPNO rises again!
Reports of mass murmuring and synchronized toe-tapping suggest dormant hypno-cults may be reactivating. Maintain clear eyelid discipline and avoid symmetrical shadows.

→ CONTROLLED COURSES on spirit-wind navigation now required for all astro-travelers. Instructors available through dreams only. No refunds in this or any other life.

SPIRITUAL ALERT: BEWARE THE FALSE VIBRATORS
If your aura tuner hums in F# minor at 2:13 AM nightly, it may be an imposter. Cross-reference with known frequencies from A RIA LOGIC’s “In Air” Side B: “The Helium Sermon.”

IN CLOSING:
Stand on the roof.
Breathe the century.
Misplace your thoughts.
Everything else will arrive precisely on time.

— Editor, Dr. L. Lintwhistle (Ordained Fogsmith)
"May your ears remain porous and your intentions barely visible."

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